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Ganondorf's Kingdom Ganondorf's Kingdom

Rated 5 / 5 stars

holy shit was that funny

i've said it before, and i'll say it again- you need to have the smash villains in their own Kingdom spinoff. it's just plain funnier when you focus on the supposedly powerful guys instead of just the minions.


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Smash Kingdom Melee Smash Kingdom Melee

Rated 5 / 5 stars

that council of villains series was awesome

seriously, spin that off into its own animations, it just works.



Madness: Deus Ex Machina Madness: Deus Ex Machina

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Winner

No way anything's gonna beat this one, this kicks the crap out of most of the other submissions... great FX and animation, but personally

[SPOILER] i-d-h-a-v-e-p-r-e-f-e-r-r-e-d-j-e-b-u -s-t-o-s-a-v-e-h-i-m [/SPOILER]


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Recent Game Reviews


SuperTank SuperTank

Rated 3 / 5 stars

not bad

first off, though, the sound was godawful. the music was annoying as fuck, and there were no sound effects in the whole game, which is pretty inexcusable.

plus, you were more than inspired by a mr. dan paladin- i'd say you pretty much ripped off his style, right down to the skull masks. again, not good.

the camera after you get the high jump is horrible, too. you can't see where you're landing- that's a fundamental gameplay flaw.

having said that, the game itself was pretty solid. tight controls, and it was on the whole fun to play through, but the last upgrade was a bit of a cop-out, and the bosses got easier as you played (the last boss especially was kind of a joke.) i dunno, i'm coming across really negative, but i actually liked it.


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The Commanders Sister The Commanders Sister

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

it feels stale

i don't want to knock the huge effort put in to this, but it just isn't very fun. it doesn't offer anything that countless other TD games have close-to-perfected before, aside from a not-too-fantastic storyline. the main criticisms of the gameplay would have to be how damn slow each wave is to pass the ridiculously large map, and the lack of tower upgrades, and how slow to start up the game is.

sorry dude



Strategy Defense 3 Strategy Defense 3

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Misnomer

It's flashy, it has lots of... stuff to buy, but it's almost devoid of actual strategy... disappointing, the slowdown combined with the attritional nature of the game makes it degenerate into plain old boredom before too long


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Recent Audio Reviews


FXU - Tetris (F U REMIX) FXU - Tetris (F U REMIX)

Rated 1 / 5 stars

what the hell was that?!

godawful

just godawful

you butchered the melody, added some cheesy crowd noises, a factory trance beat, and somehow you get voted above 4.5?!

what the hell, i search "tetris" and this is the best the audio portal had. godawful. you want constructive criticism? use your goddamn creativity, don't try and clone the sound of the deteriorating club scene