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[Qi]

You know what pisses me off?

The fact that there are people who have said this movie is dull, and needs violence.

Two words.

Screw them.

This is art.

[Rise of the MK: Part 2]

What the hell was with the sound?

It was really jittery, and the movie was slow... this was a bug, right? It was like every other frame wasnt supposed to be there.

[EgoCity Revelation]

Whoa...

Now THAT was quality animation.

Im giving you an 8 in sound because it should have been 10, but you used the evil song in the credits.

[Banana's Switch]

LOL

Short, sweet and funny. Nice one!

Da-Dinictus responds:

Thanks for watching ^_^ Glad you enjoyed it.

[Strawberry's Pistol]

Meh... not great

Sure, its stylish, but wheres the humor? If youre gonna do a gritty story about some psychopath with a gun, dont use StrawberryClock for that. StrawberryClock is there to spout B repeatedly and be annoying, not kill the clock crew... besides, i thought they couldnt die...?

So anyway, Im not gonna be an asshole and say its a clock movie so you get 0, it just... wasnt all that good. Either go with an all out clock crew movie, or some intense and meaningful drama- but dont try to do both.

TurdClock responds:

Fuck off uncle, I can do whatever I want, I can use StrawberryClock for whatever I want, because it's my fucking movie.

[Incarnation part 1]

Slow to start, but...

...this is the first of a series, it sets the tone for a suitably epic storyline... if part 2 sucks I know where you live.

Pretty well crafted, but nothing special.

MonkeyClock responds:

Part 2 will have more action and better animation. Please don't come to my house and eat my babies =(

[arfenhouse teh movie too]

Im confused...

How can anything suck so much but be so funny? Go figure...

[loro ci guardano]

Whoa...

I never really thought of Earth that way... kinda a shock to the system... youre one HELL of an artist. Keep it up. You rock.

[Paper Sky]

Wow.

Dude, youre an artist. Ive NEVER seen anything like that. This and Qi are the two best serious movies on the site.

[Simple Lessons of Life]

Sharp. Real sharp.

Not laugh-out-loud funny, but thats a great sense of wry, black humor. Excellent movie. And the music, well, yeah it kinda sucks, but the volume knob IS there for a reason.

Well worth watching, and I gave it a 5 just to balance out all the morons who blam it because of the music or highly stylised visuals.