UncleDave's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LL-Cat's Birthday]

MASSIVE DAMAGE

er, yeah. you're pretty much the only lock that makes genuinely funny movies, and i'm not sure where the hell the crab came from, but it made me laugh, so... you win teh 4

i have *no* idea why this is lower than that LL unlocked collab...

Wonchop responds:

iuno

[Super Mario bros Z ep 2 (old series)]

that was a sprite movie?

no seriously, where's the sprite movie, that was supposed to suck.

you took 2 of my pet hates and made them both awesome at once.

5.

Alvin-Earthworm responds:

lol. I got tired of the crappy sprite flashes, and showed them how they're supposed to be done. XD

[Melon Glock]

dude. HOLY SHIT

That's some kickass animation.

Not something you expect from the GG or even LL.

It deserves at LEAST a 4.00, too many cockwranglers are 0-ing this simply because its a crew movie.

If you make something full length with that quality, you'll easily be in the top 50. EASILY.

[Arfenhouse Teh Movie 4!!!]

stop making them funny.

look, people are going to vote 5 on this because it's random and pretty funny. you have to try hard, HARD, to be NOT FUNNY.

make a movie that's genuinely shit, instead of faux-shit.

its the only way you can lay housemaster to rest...

[Sonic Breaks his Neck]

Gold

This is the funniest Sonic parody ever.

Ever.

EVER.

But you get minus points for using the Benny Hill music without a chase.

[Clock Burger]

yeah, its ok

but you know somethin, using the computer voice for the guy in the car was just fuckin lazy. THATS the kind of shit that gives clocks bad rep, lazy animating. human char, human voice, theres no excuse.

good graphics, but the plot was a bit stupid. yeah, we know there are people who hate clocks, yada yada yada, hypocrisy evident, blah blah, oh the irony it burns.

put a bit more effort into actually animating instead of trying to make a statement, and you might get higher than 3/5...

[Clock Topics]

Awesome

Don't normally review clock movies, but I had to mention the voices.

For the love of god, why do almost all other clock movies use that robotic voice shit? This movie is an example of how you can make clocks still sound like clocks but without the robotic voices. Great! DO IT LIKE THIS.

...yeah, five. I mean fifen. I'm cool.

[Walk-Smash-Walk]

You don't need someone else telling you its cool.

So instead, here are the few criticisms I have.

1) Lack of variety in the weapons. Guns or sword, yawn. Add in ninja weapons, chainsaws, buzz-saws, tazers, lazers, and fantasy weapons like... you ever play Perfect Dark? Something like the Reaper in that. Crank up the cool factor with more weapons.

2) More protagonists? The guys in the jeep who toss Hank the sword, well, what about 3 guys going apeshit on agents instead of just 1. The teamwork and the killing and the combos of death could be turned up to INSANE with 3 guys at once. And of course with 3 protagonists, you'd have to have a saviour with all-new-and-improved Jesus powers, and an even more OMFG clown. One guy is getting boring.

3) More interesting battlefields. They're all flat, save for the occasional vending machine or table. Put some funky shit to use in them. Say it was set in a factory, there are TONS of ways to kill people with the machinery there. Fight on a conveyer belt anyone? With objects going down it?

Ok, I'm done. (still voting 5. Holy fuck)

[City of darkness Part I]

Erm

This could be good. But

WHY STICKMEN

WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY

IT RUINS THE WHOLE EFFECT

Sound was a little basic, and the Lost City... the hell? Must be pretty retarded to lose a city with a tower block in it... lol